Mum, I love you, but please don't grab me by the ear to look at my earrings as I'm trying to drive around a roundabout. Not if you want to be eighty-six, anyhow.
Actually I just remembered that it DID write a het romance. Since I'm bored I'll post it a chapter at a time on my fic journal and add you as a friend if you feel like looking at something truly bizarre.
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I can't imagine you writing poorly, even if the story is fluffy. Heck,
I like your writing so much I'd even read your grocery list....
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