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essayel ([personal profile] essayel) wrote2010-08-27 06:12 pm
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Heartfelt plea ...

Mum, I love you, but please don't grab me by the ear to look at my earrings as I'm trying to drive around a roundabout. Not if you want to be eighty-six, anyhow.
yakalskovich: (Oh noes!)

[personal profile] yakalskovich 2010-08-27 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I will never complain about my own mum and her obsession with traffic safety (next to godliness and way before cleanliness!) ever again.

Better that than the other way round...

[identity profile] essayel.livejournal.com 2010-08-27 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet she doesn't grab your ears. I bet she shuts up if you ask her to.
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[personal profile] yakalskovich 2010-08-27 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
She drives. Very conscientiously. Keeping all the rules, speed limits, etc. Very proud of never having had a single accident in almost 50 years since she got her license. Her insurance premium has got so low it is almost negative. Earnestly watches traffic safety programs on TV...

I haven't driven a car since, erm, 1995, I think. Nobody trusts me with theirs, and I don't feel the need to own one. My approach to driving is rather more slapdash than my mum's, so she's very glad that I don't, as I don't confirm to her high standards and she'd worry constantly if I'd insist.