For all the Guy of Gisbourne fans

Have a look at this - slash goggles optional. Word of warning - there's music with it and I can't figure out how to turn it off. But the ballad itself is authentic Middle English.

A sword and a dagger he wore by his side,
Had beene many a mans bane,
And he was cladd in his capull-hyde,
Topp, and tayle, and mayne.

Ho hum, the things we'll do to avoid having to WRITE something sensible.