We have one of those too, only ours eats gloves as well. So far this winter I have bought 6 pairs of gloves for my kids and somehow they keep loosing one.
I've got one of those too, and I'm damned if I can figure out where the event horizon is. Some days it has to be in the kitchen, others it can't be anywhere else but the bedroom. And it's really weird that there's something specific about the gravitational mass of socks that enables them to cross the event horizon. *ponders*
I'm not sure it's a Black Hole: my children could take one of those up to their rooms and LOSE IT. I kind of think it's an infestation of some kind. Sock-eating rodents or some such, that live below cat radar.
No, I'm sorry. Scientists have proven that the rings of Saturn are actual made of lost laundry items. There is no black hole in your house, just a wormhole. ;)
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Date: 2004-01-26 08:51 pm (UTC)Black Hole Alert
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