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Aug. 5th, 2008 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essayelA little light bedtime reading, anyone?
Seriously though, I've been reading a lot lately and just want to point a rude finger at Dan Brown. Having finished his 'number one bestseller soon to be a major motion film' Digital Fortess I am left wondering a number of things.
For instance, how long have viruses been bacterial? Cuz Dan the man says they are so it must be true.
Also, according to Dan, the ladies lavatories in the airport in Seville are pletnifully supplied with urinals. So - um - how do you use one? If you're a lady I mean? Or even if you're not a lady but have the usual arrangment of equipment? Are the female users of Seville airport unnaturally flexible?
There were other things too that were just baffling so I'm going back to reading The Hounds of the Morrigan by Pat O'Shea and reisting the temptation to make an RP character out of one of her charries. It isn't hard because if I made him I'd have to exert myself and play him and *yawns* I'm just too tired.
Seriously though, I've been reading a lot lately and just want to point a rude finger at Dan Brown. Having finished his 'number one bestseller soon to be a major motion film' Digital Fortess I am left wondering a number of things.
For instance, how long have viruses been bacterial? Cuz Dan the man says they are so it must be true.
Also, according to Dan, the ladies lavatories in the airport in Seville are pletnifully supplied with urinals. So - um - how do you use one? If you're a lady I mean? Or even if you're not a lady but have the usual arrangment of equipment? Are the female users of Seville airport unnaturally flexible?
There were other things too that were just baffling so I'm going back to reading The Hounds of the Morrigan by Pat O'Shea and reisting the temptation to make an RP character out of one of her charries. It isn't hard because if I made him I'd have to exert myself and play him and *yawns* I'm just too tired.