Writer's Block: God For a Day
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Presumably, if I was God, I'd be able to get a load more than three things done in the course of a day. Also I feel that I might well be one of those capricious Gods who are as ready to smite as they are to bless [just put it down to post-menopausal bloody-mindedness]. In which case my to-do list can be as random as I jolly well like!
First off - nuclear fission. Just a little tweak here and again here on the periodic tables and a quick insertion of inspiration into the mind of an appropriate physicist and then you can have all the power you want without digging everything up and filling the air with shit. Okay, okay I know global warming's a natural cycle and not your fault but, frankly, you're not helping the process and, whoever's fault it is, people in coastal towns and the Netherlands are going to be just as fucked if the sea levels rise. So nuclear fission, and no more fossil fuels, 'kay?
Secondly - cancer. I don't know who authorised it but I don't think we need it. There are plenty of other things to die from after all.
Thirdly - and a pet peeve this - people who are visibly distressed/annoyed/upset and when you ask them "what's wrong? how can I help you? Is there anything I can do to make life happier for you?" grunt and say they are tired. Henceforth I decree that if anyone does that they will, by divine intervention, find themselves in fluffy bunny slippers, a stripey night shirt and a bed hat with a bobble NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE. So there. And lucky to escape being 'smote in the hinderend by the emerods' like the Philistines.
Fourthly - oh i only got 3. Ah well. I'll save the rest for the next time I feel divine!
Meantime,
Gods can wear whatever they like!
Presumably, if I was God, I'd be able to get a load more than three things done in the course of a day. Also I feel that I might well be one of those capricious Gods who are as ready to smite as they are to bless [just put it down to post-menopausal bloody-mindedness]. In which case my to-do list can be as random as I jolly well like!
First off - nuclear fission. Just a little tweak here and again here on the periodic tables and a quick insertion of inspiration into the mind of an appropriate physicist and then you can have all the power you want without digging everything up and filling the air with shit. Okay, okay I know global warming's a natural cycle and not your fault but, frankly, you're not helping the process and, whoever's fault it is, people in coastal towns and the Netherlands are going to be just as fucked if the sea levels rise. So nuclear fission, and no more fossil fuels, 'kay?
Secondly - cancer. I don't know who authorised it but I don't think we need it. There are plenty of other things to die from after all.
Thirdly - and a pet peeve this - people who are visibly distressed/annoyed/upset and when you ask them "what's wrong? how can I help you? Is there anything I can do to make life happier for you?" grunt and say they are tired. Henceforth I decree that if anyone does that they will, by divine intervention, find themselves in fluffy bunny slippers, a stripey night shirt and a bed hat with a bobble NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE. So there. And lucky to escape being 'smote in the hinderend by the emerods' like the Philistines.
Fourthly - oh i only got 3. Ah well. I'll save the rest for the next time I feel divine!
Meantime,
Your result for The Fashion Style Test...
Hippie Kid
[Flamboyant Original Random Prissy]
The idea of "good taste" is alien to you because how can one style be judged better than the other? You are also not the one to follow what someone has currently decided is "fashionable." To you it's most important that you feel good in your clothes. You like it if people notice an interesting detail you're wearing and you have some taste for extravagance but you don't spend hours composing outfits. This laid-back attitude leaves you plenty of time for other things in life and still most people remember a few interesting outfits they saw on you. I don't know if you wear hippy clothes but perhaps they would match your philosophy?
The opposite style from yours is Uptown Girl/Boy [Tasteful Conventional Deliberate Sexy].
All the categories: Librarian Sporty Hottie Office Master Uptown Girl/ Boy Brainy Student Movie Star Fashionista Glamorous Soul Fashion Enemy Bar Cruiser Kid Next Door Sex Bomb Hippie Kid Fashion Rebel Fashion Artist Catwalk God(ess)
The idea of "good taste" is alien to you because how can one style be judged better than the other? You are also not the one to follow what someone has currently decided is "fashionable." To you it's most important that you feel good in your clothes. You like it if people notice an interesting detail you're wearing and you have some taste for extravagance but you don't spend hours composing outfits. This laid-back attitude leaves you plenty of time for other things in life and still most people remember a few interesting outfits they saw on you. I don't know if you wear hippy clothes but perhaps they would match your philosophy?
The opposite style from yours is Uptown Girl/Boy [Tasteful Conventional Deliberate Sexy].
All the categories: Librarian Sporty Hottie Office Master Uptown Girl/ Boy Brainy Student Movie Star Fashionista Glamorous Soul Fashion Enemy Bar Cruiser Kid Next Door Sex Bomb Hippie Kid Fashion Rebel Fashion Artist Catwalk God(ess)
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Gods can wear whatever they like!