Let's blame the cat
Feb. 16th, 2011 08:28 pmSo first thing I get a phone call from Mum - "I've hurt myself, can you take me to A&E?" That's ER to people the other side of the pond. Speed dressing ensued and I broke several driving regulations getting down there and THEN discovered she'd left her keys in the door. Luckily she limped to the door and I was able to take her to the hospital. Torn muscle gained trying to shut a window to stop a huge stray tom cat from coming in and chasing her own cats out, so we're blaming him. 2 and a half hours later - painkillers 4 times a day and some little exercises to do. I left her tucked up in a blanket with tea and oranges and a packet of Hobnobs.
So why am I spamming you with this?
People! If you're contemplating having an accident and calling a family member to come help you up - yes and this applies to you youngsters because, if you're lucky, one day you will be old and frail too, OH YES YOU WILL - don't leave the freaking key in the door!
So why am I spamming you with this?
People! If you're contemplating having an accident and calling a family member to come help you up - yes and this applies to you youngsters because, if you're lucky, one day you will be old and frail too, OH YES YOU WILL - don't leave the freaking key in the door!
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:34 pm (UTC)What a good child you are!
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Date: 2011-02-16 10:14 pm (UTC)The cat is astonishing. He's the size of a spaniel.
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:57 pm (UTC)Glad to hear all's well! :)
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Date: 2011-02-16 10:22 pm (UTC)The minute I hear the words 'accident and emergency' I make a reflexive grab for a book. Today I took my reader, cranked the font size up to a point where Mum's cataracts could cope with it and we sat with our heads together and read Captain Blood!
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Date: 2011-02-16 09:45 pm (UTC)I can't remember the number of times I've left my keys in the front door... and I'm only 45!! Don't know what I'll be like in my senior years! *g*
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Date: 2011-02-16 10:28 pm (UTC)I do a lot of that business where I turn the kettle on, fetch the laundry, turn the kettle back on, take the trash out, turn the kettle back on. Sometimes I remember to make tea.
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Date: 2011-02-16 10:37 pm (UTC)Yup, they were right where I left them. In the OUTSIDE of the front door!!! Thank god I have honest neighbours!
Glad your mum is ok, and that the huge cat did not get in. Hope she recovers well too.
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Date: 2011-02-17 07:03 pm (UTC)I've done the 'leaving the keys outside' thing. So embarrassing.
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Date: 2011-02-17 04:50 pm (UTC)Reminds me of the time my mother felt faint and decided to respond to this by locking the door to the bathroom so we wouldn't come in. Dad had to break it down with a sledgehammer.