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I have spent an hour today with a half frozen hamster up my sweater. The circumstances that led to this are complicated but basically stemmed form a neighbours child's conviction that, because it is a Siberian hamster [one of those little grey and white ones not the sort with long tails] it would enjoy being left in an unheated porch on the coldest night of the year. You'll be pleased to hear that the hamster is now doing well and is full of vim and vigour.

Because one can't be very active with a hamster up one's sweater I have taken the opportunity to write a little something for irana's birthday. I said I'd write a drabble and she kindly said she didn't care what the pairing was so I wrote the one she'll least expect from me. It's untitled BUT it's exactly ( 350 words )

Happy birthday, love.