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This is all entirely metallumai's fault!! Well, her and casfic as well. Last week they got bitten by the romance bug and plotted a romantic extravaganza. I laughed a lot and admitted to having written something similar only in proper writing with paragraphs and a little bit of punctuation and everything. They said 'We'll post ours if you post yours" and I said "yeah, yeah" and promptly forgot about it.

Well now I have been reminded so here is chapter one. It is dreadful - it knows its dreadful - and it don't give a damn!! ( See how many cliches you can spot )