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Nov. 11th, 2003 12:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essayelThis means war!!
Earlier this evening my son, he of the mile long legs and flowing floppy locks, held me down and painted my ear black with a broad nibbed felt pen. Obviously retribution of some description is called for. I'm in no particular hurry - I'd prefer to take my time and do it right! Any ideas?
Earlier this evening my son, he of the mile long legs and flowing floppy locks, held me down and painted my ear black with a broad nibbed felt pen. Obviously retribution of some description is called for. I'm in no particular hurry - I'd prefer to take my time and do it right! Any ideas?
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Date: 2003-11-11 12:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2003-11-11 07:49 am (UTC)Ask him in public if he is wearing clean underwear. Pick lint off him and check his neck and behind his ears in front of friends. That type of thing. OOH, tell his friends "cute" things he did as a toddler, hopefully involving nudity. Maybe try to remember horrendously embarrassing things your mom did (of course without MEANING to) to you....
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