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There was a young farmer called Billy
Who was terribly terribly silly.
For when out spreading muck
He would leap in the truck
And hurl it by hand, will-nilly.

ta-daaaaah

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Date: 2009-05-14 09:28 am (UTC)
aunty_marion: Vaguely Norse-interlace dragon, with knitting (Naked Remus rugby player)
From: [personal profile] aunty_marion
The cleanest dirty limerick I know is:

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went down to swim in the lake,
When a man in a punt
Stuck his pole up her nose,
And said "You can't swim here, it's private."

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Date: 2009-05-14 09:58 am (UTC)
ext_7009: (Excessively diverted)
From: [identity profile] alex-beecroft.livejournal.com
That is indeed very rude!

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Date: 2009-05-14 10:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's just - *sniggers rudely*

Thank you.

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