And I hadn't even had cheese ...

[essayel]

Awful night last night. My other half had most of the bed clothes so I had to cram myself into a weird position and naturally I dreamed weird too.

See I was painting authorm's house - a nice biscuity colour, two coats - and I hadn't been there long before yakalskovich turned up and they began to talk.

To my horror I realised they planned to rob the National Westminster Bank in Ealing Broadway! And, in order to blend in, they were going to do it dressed as Breton fishermen. They had the berets and stripey matelot shirts and everything.

Then their getaway driver turned up - gonzothegreat on a Harley trike with a bad Latvian accent, claiming to have 'done the knowledge' and irana with several bin bags full of gelignite.

It went on from there - suddenly realising someone had taken all the carpets, a giant ambulatory geranium - and turned into a standard looking for something but I can't quite remember what dream.

Just thought certain people might like to know they are on my mind.

Comments

[fuchsoid.livejournal.com]

I've never believed the cliche that other people's dreams were boring - this was hilarious! I'd have liked to hear more about the giant geranium, though.

[essayel.livejournal.com]

The geranium just ambled about getting in the way so in order to talk everyone was peering through the leaves - AND NOT AT ALL WORRIED THAT THERE WAS A GIANT WALKING GERANIUM.

That's dreams for you.

[erised1810.livejournal.com]

oh yo utoo!! wel li had the bestwarning/isntructio nto not go to sleep on my left side ever again i firsrt had aan anonymous man cme far too cose to me for comfort, the nhe and one of his mates theld me by oen limb each and tried to inject me with something. then i was i na rrai nstor mand right whe ni thought 'i hope i won't drown' i was pulled under water and my mouth hit square into something that looked liek theedge of a central heating. eegh

[essayel.livejournal.com]

That wasn't a dream! That was a nightmare! Ooh how scary.

[erised1810.livejournal.com]

yeah. well...i sort offreaked out after that but i mostly jsutturend over, put on some msuicand thoght well....i'll see if the stress is otu of my system now. because mostly i get stupid dreams liek that whe ni'm restless about something.

[authorm.livejournal.com]

Yay! I love berets!

[essayel.livejournal.com]

I bet you look really great in them too. I've still got my old Royal Observer Corps one kicking around but it never looked anything other than utterly silly on me.

I reckon the French wear them best. I was saw a French farmer - mid twenties, beret, Gitane smoking away, blue overalls off the shoulders and tied low around the waist - sharpening a scythe at the side of the road and giving the eye to anything female whose car slowed to take the junction. *shakes head* wow.

[gonzothegreat.livejournal.com]

Am not havink bad Latvian akkent. Is Lithuanian. :P

[essayel.livejournal.com]

double :P with a side of XD

[yakalskovich]

Oh yes we are completely going to do that -- psssst, do not tell anyone now you found out!

**giggles wildly**