Slightly bemused
Aug. 29th, 2011 03:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essayelAs I go from place to place on the 'net I'm being offered entries into a lottery for a green card. Now, even assuming this isn't some kind of scam designed to fleece 3rd world citizens, what on earth would I do with a green card. Just because I won one it doesn't mean that I have any skills that the US of A would cherish. I bake a fantastic steak and kidney pie and can natter on about various aspects of UK history but they are scarcely relevant. I'm too lazy to be anyone's maid and far too politically incorrect to be a nanny. I dislike driving. I'll get my legs waxed the day my husband does. I can express liberal and reactionary views in the same sentence and not mean either. I really don't think I'd be an asset to the work force.
Ooh - unless - is there much call for English accents on the telephone? I think I could make quite a good sex line dominatrix. "You been a verrrrry naughty boy!"
*giggles* now I have to put that in a story.
Ooh - unless - is there much call for English accents on the telephone? I think I could make quite a good sex line dominatrix. "You been a verrrrry naughty boy!"
*giggles* now I have to put that in a story.
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Date: 2011-08-30 07:20 am (UTC)